
18. Idfwu.
*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.
if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.
And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

auntie Megan’s overly fine ass